Feb 7 2006Steve Buscemi is a Miller
Steve Buscemi is in final negotiations with New Line to star in the comedy We're the Millers:
The story centers on a drug dealer (Buscemi) who realizes on his birthday that he wants out of the business. He decides to do one more job, which forces him to travel to Mexico and create a make-believe family, the Millers, in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.
I'm not sure how making a fake family allows you to bring more drugs into the country, unless it's just more large intestines to shove drugs into. If that's the case, I propose they instead make it about a guy who gets extra intestines added to his body, but it turns out each has a different personality, so they keep getting in arguments while going through customs and things. Chris Rock does the voice of the sassy one, they're animated by Pixar, and we call it My Four Colons. How about it, New Line?
