Feb 22 2006New Aquaman
Last month, it was announced that Will Toale, chiefly a briefs model, would be playing Aquaman on the upcoming television series. Strike that! Now it's going to be Justin Hartley, a soap opera actor from Passions. Luckily, no one knows who either actor is, so the news isn't too upsetting. It's like secretly replacing your Wal-Mart coffee with K-Mart blend. Even if you somehow notice, does it really matter?

Reader Comments
1. xAgonyxScenex - February 22, 2006 3:55 PM
Lets hope he's a better actor then Tom Welling from Smallville. While I love the show, it's hard to stomach his acting sometimes.
2. jeromycraig - February 22, 2006 7:46 PM
Well, that clears that up. I've been calling the other dude "Will Choad" all this time. Boy, is my face red.
3. Average - February 23, 2006 2:05 AM
Tom Welling doesnt need to be an incredible actor, he is an adonis.