Last month, it was announced that Will Toale, chiefly a briefs model, would be playing Aquaman on the upcoming television series. Strike that! Now it's going to be Justin Hartley, a soap opera actor from Passions. Luckily, no one knows who either actor is, so the news isn't too upsetting. It's like secretly replacing your Wal-Mart coffee with K-Mart blend. Even if you somehow notice, does it really matter?