Jan 13 2006Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a new movie
You'd think a new CGI TMNT movie would be enough to make me crap my pants, but something about the teaser poster and the official site make it seem less than super amazing. I know they're turtle ninjas, but that doesn't mean they have to make them look so much like actual turtles. Whoever's animating this thing should give serious thought to shortening the neck and adding on 15 lbs of muscle. And maybe putting in a huge boner. Because everybody knows that ninjas always sport giant boners.
Reader Comments
1. Praz - January 13, 2006 4:45 PM
Is that thing about boners a reference to the "Real Ultimate Power" website? Anyways, you're right about the necks... I really don't like these E.T.-style ninja turtles.
2. xAgonyxScenex - January 14, 2006 11:43 PM
eh! I have to see it in motion before I really make any judgments. It's going to be rated PG, that doesn;t mean the action sequences wont be tight. If anybody saw Chronicles of Narnia then we all know how far the PG rating can now be pushed. Not to mention if your like me and still stuck in your kid phase and have watched any of the new GI Joe cartoons, then you know the action in that can be really cool. I was just hoping for some blood >_<
3. Phill - February 4, 2007 6:56 PM
what im bothered about is that they look to much like turtles, Every TMNT Fan Knows that they were Humans from the beginning, then got turned to Turtles, then they met Splinter and turned into half human half Turtle.
they should look more like humans.