January 9, 2006

Randy Quaid To Wear Cowboy Hat, Stupid Glasses

petty.jpgTo the joy of America's white trash community, the writers of Glory Road are said to be scripting a biopic on NASCAR legend Richard Petty to be played by Randy Quaid. Petty is best known for his seven championship wins, 700 top ten finishes, and looking like a cowboy unibomber. Upon hearing the news, NASCAR fans celebrated the only way they know: with racial intolerance.

Glory Road writers to pen Petty bio [IESB.net]

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