Jan 31 2006Mary Jane To Descend Staircase In Spider-Man 3
New pictures leaked from Spider-Man 3 show Kirsten Dunst wearing an elegant blue dress on an unidentified set. Many are speculating about what exactly the pictures portray, so let me offer my own theory: She's descending from a lesbian spaceship, where she, Bryce Howard, and several other still unannounced stars were having a time of it. Either that, or she's just in some kind of play or some bullshit.
Reader Comments
1. xAgonyxScenex - January 31, 2006 1:43 PM
venom better play a giant role in this, as well as have a SICK fight sequence with our web-head.
2. hommedeterre@gmail.com - January 31, 2006 5:22 PM
What does a lesbian spaceship have to do with anything? How would one get one? Man, if I had all the money in the world...
3. victorvaughn - January 31, 2006 8:07 PM
I think it's fairly obvious that she is performing on stage in some of theatrical event, possibly a new musical version of the vagina monologues.
4. Justin Cider - February 1, 2006 10:11 AM
To me it looks like there is an Apple logo shimmering behind her. Are you sure this is not a screen shot from a new commercial for Pentium powered Macs or lesbian powered Big Macs?
5. Sebastian De La Ghetto - February 1, 2006 11:08 PM
its totally fake. if you look close there is a guy holding somethin up with a stick or something