Jan 31 2006It's Not Called GymNICEtics
If you consider yourself a member of the human race, I demand you watch the trailer for Stick It. The premise is that a stunt bike riding tomboy gets in trouble with the law by breaking a window and has to face the consequences. So she goes to juvenile hall, right? Or maybe has to work really hard to earn enough money to pay for the window? You're probably just narrow-minded enough to think that. Obviously, she has to join a gymnastics team coached by Jeff Bridges.
Though I initially thought the premise was a bit of a stretch, I soon remembered the time that guy robbed a liquor store and had to join a cheerleading team coached by Martin Sheen. And the time that guy murdered a family of six and had to join Michael Keaton's wiffle ball league. Some said the punishment didn't fit the crime, but they sure shut up once they saw Keaton holding that championship trophy over his head.
Reader Comments
1. hafaball - January 31, 2006 9:48 AM
well, if jeff bridges is in it, there has to be a sex scene...i.e. orgy. But i want to to kill people and join Keaton, he was batman.
2. Sebastian De La Ghetto - January 31, 2006 11:19 AM
Man those girls are smokin.(sike) the one in the middle reminds me of a girl on americas top model
3. xAgonyxScenex - January 31, 2006 1:44 PM
who cares *yawn*
4. SoulHonky - February 1, 2006 7:37 AM
First gay cowboys and now transvestite gymnasts? What's next? Seriously though, I'm glad to see the writer of Bring It On decided to branch out for his new film. I can see the meeting,
Writer: "It's Bring It On... with gymnastics! And, get this, we focus on the Eliza Dushku character this time."
Studio Head: "Sounds good. But can we cut out the black people this time?"
Writer: "I'm so there with you. They don't call it Hollynotracistwood"
5. The Devil - February 1, 2006 10:30 PM
Regarding post #4, where does it mention "transvestite?"
As far as the racist comment, go for it, Hollywood sucks.
I think this movie might do better if they call it "Stick It - In" and give it an NC-17 rating.