Jan 12 2006Ghost Rider teaser poster

I have to say after reading your site it become so painfully obvious that you have no life. Number 1 read the books that the movies you are trying to rate are based on. I know comics are easy and have pretty colors but if you want to spout, back up your accusations. 2 unless you are highly educated, not living with your parents and actually understand the business that is show then leave it to the pros. If you knew half of what you believe your site would actually be somewhat informative. I shall now correct your ignorance. The Fountain is about the fountain of youth Ponce De Leon we learned about it in grade school. The lady in the water it is a remake of a former Warner Brothers title. X3 just because you have a 800lb guy in the comics does not mean the the biggest bodybuilder can act think Arnold!!!! King Kong from 1933 was over two hours long and they cut the spider cave scene. Although you might think Ms. Dunst is ugly most of America does not get over it. Blade is abut the story not Wesley and if he was that great you would see him in more moves. Superman's green screen is fine it is better then placing your actor on a pedestal and rotating it to make the actor look as if he is flying also the original superman was not huge. David Spade is funny your intelligence and a lack of the real inside scoop in Hollywood is obvious. Just because you don't like it does not mean we have to listen it is about ratings learn the biz. Mary Poppins is not for you it is for kids so why not grow up unless you have a few Oscars and a studio deal shut up! 300 is not finished and unless you are an artist working on the film wait until you get an invite to a press screening oh that's right you have no credentials and you don't get paid to write reviews for legit media hence your site. Miami Vice Micheal Mann did a few other things before this show. Sin City of course it felt rushed how much time do you have to spend in a theater? Oh that's right all you have is this site. Uwe Boll ok his films have only grossed $16,978,288 but then again it is $16,978,288 more then you. Sorry if it didn't measure up to what was in your mind he has a deal you don't. Oceans 11 and 12 and now 13 the first two were by far much better then the original I suggest you watch or better yet write a perfect script and get it made. He-man the first one blew so suck it up it's a cheesy cartoon from the 80's most likely before you were born. Joss Whedon? Lighten up you have minus 10000 of his talent so enjoy his stuff and don't bag after all it was you who wrote "Sometimes I wish Joss wasn't such a talented bastard so that I could sleep at nights knowing that I'm not a complete and utter failure. Which clearly I am, because last time I checked I neither wrote nor directed Serenity.". The Hulk grossed $245,284,946 so for a as you put it (The) "Hulk was a gigantic pile of cow feces that I'm sure both Bana and Lee wish everybody would just forget about. " until you post those numbers I would keep it to myself. Travolta and Allen "John Travolta and Tim Allen are reportedly in talks to star in Wild Hogs, a new comedy written by Arrested Development scribe Brad Copeland. The script involves a group of middle-aged suburban men looking for adventure on motorcycle, only to run into a group of Hell's Angels, kind of like Charly without the mental disability part. The information came as particularly good news to Allen, who is grateful for any role that isn't another Santa Clause." Allen's career gross $988,944,823 Travolta's $1,810,574,584 so you can see your mistake! And since they both have more money and power then you ever will again keep it to yourself. Since we are on the subject of money Tyler Perry made a movie for 5.5 million and grossed over 50 million so unless your first movie did that oh that's right you just watch stuff. You know what I think I have proved the point . Maybe you should have started ain't that cool news then maybe you wouldn't have to rip off the site like you do with the Superficial whose name actually says it all Superficial. Instead of spouting crap, pony up and try to make something that people might see and then lets see how you fair against the critic's. Now get out of the basement I think I hear your Mom calling you to dinner. One last thing if your the kind of person that can stand the heat then leave this post for your readers to read. if not I have saved it and I will post it often. You can't call the kettle black if your not in the kitchen.

Ummmm.....ok. Psycho. Double your dose and go lay down.

Somehow, I don't think being told off by someone who never mastered the use of the comma is all that painful.

What's great is that guy read EVERY one of your posts in order to craft that diatribe. He loves you!

Thank GOD for Johnny -- defender of celebrities everywhere!

I think Johnny needs a lie down...

johnny- calm down I understand your a giant frustrated douche, that is apparent. Maybe you can start a site called "I read Stuff" The only thing worse than claiming on someone while you go on your rant is claiming on someone that you clearly admire for you have read every column they have written. Furthermore I understand you have some sand in your vagina that is upsetting you but just take a tampon time out and accept the fact that broseph is getting paid by anticlown media for his blog and you are the toolbag that reads it every day even though you hate it. You stayed up till 3am to write your diatribe down checking your facts and googling hulk grosses. Face it you couldn't make it yourself nobody cares about what you have to say that's why you are in the comments section not on the homepage. The only thing you proved in your comments were that you are intellectually on par with a trained retarded monkey.

But a TRAINED retarded monkey, right? So that's at least something.

Ya the teaser looked liek crap. But remember, they have over a year to do the special effects. Thats a LONG ass time.

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