Jan 23 2006Friends To Return, White People Pleased
Friends will reportedly return to television in four one-hour episodes after five-million dollar deals were struck with the six stars. While the news reports that Jennifer Aniston was the last of the stars to agree, even more hesitant were Aniston's nipples. The two became moderate celebrities in the early seasons of the hit series, but felt underused in later seasons, when Aniston's rising star status demanded slightly thicker shirts.
Scriptwriters have already begun work on the double-episodes, though some have concerns if four hours will be long enough to stretch romantic tensions they've grown accustomed to prolonging for ten years.

Reader Comments
1. Sebastian De La Ghetto - January 23, 2006 7:57 PM
Friends sucks, sorry
2. andrewthezeppo - January 23, 2006 9:50 PM
Well Anniston, looks like that film career isn't taking off as well as you thought now is it.
score 1 for Team Jolie!
3. Scrow - January 24, 2006 3:06 PM
I heard that NBC said that this is just a rumor.
4. plainmelody - January 24, 2006 4:46 PM
This is one white person who is not pleased.
5. The Devil - January 24, 2006 5:24 PM
I'll watch only for the nipples.