January 23, 2006

Friends To Return, White People Pleased

Friends will reportedly return to television in four one-hour episodes after five-million dollar deals were struck with the six stars. While the news reports that Jennifer Aniston was the last of the stars to agree, even more hesitant were Aniston's nipples. The two became moderate celebrities in the early seasons of the hit series, but felt underused in later seasons, when Aniston's rising star status demanded slightly thicker shirts.

Scriptwriters have already begun work on the double-episodes, though some have concerns if four hours will be long enough to stretch romantic tensions they've grown accustomed to prolonging for ten years.

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