Jan 17 2006Dead Serious can't be serious
I'm all for vampire movies, but Dead Serious has the craziest plot I've ever read in my entire life: "When right-wing terrorists and a vampire take over a gay bar in New York City, it's the start of a blood-soaked night involving a famed televangelist. Standing in the way are four unlikely heroes. Outnumbered, outgunned, and completely outfanged, they must survive the night and stop the bloodshed before it engulfs the entire city."
Why not throw in some strippers, a clown, and maybe a midget friend named Tony? That'd make the movie even more serious then it already is. And that, my friends, would be super dead serious. Or something.
Reader Comments
1. Null Infinity - January 17, 2006 2:27 PM
I liked that plot when it was called "Shaun of the Dead"
Though, it would be funny if people trapped in the gay bar destroyed the vampires with scratching and hair pulling.
2. Null Infinity - January 17, 2006 2:28 PM
I liked that plot when it was called "Shaun of the Dead"
Though, it would be funny if people trapped in the gay bar destroyed the vampires with scratching and hair pulling.
3. pirhan - January 17, 2006 4:26 PM
OMG That would be hilarious. It's so bizarrely unreal, that they might just pull off the plot. I'd watch it, 'cause I like vampires too.
4. xAgonyxScenex - January 17, 2006 5:01 PM
What the fuck O_o
5. hafaball - January 17, 2006 11:40 PM
Don;t forget the zombie robot ninjas!! That can turn into werewolves...and fire lasers out of their nipples...and hands that can turn into swords...okay i'm done.