Jan 12 2006Damon, Affleck To Wear Chaps
Hoping to ruin another American classic, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have announced to OK! magazine that they will be teaming up to remake Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, with Damon playing the Sundance Kid and Affleck playing Butch Cassidy. Though no reason is mentioned for why they would attempt to recreate the famous picture, nominated for 7 Oscars in 1970, I offer up this possibility: Brokeback Mountain wasn't gay enough.

Reader Comments
1. Fred Facker - January 12, 2006 10:29 AM
Personally, I'm pretty excited about this film. I mean, can you imagine how much better the original would have been with CGI horses and inside jokes about Goodwill Hunting?!!!
2. Jonboy in SF - January 13, 2006 3:13 PM
Will these guys just make out and get it over with? Pleeeease?!
3. LaydeeBug - February 1, 2006 4:39 PM
WORD! I hate Ben Affleck, GOSH! And Matt Damon's pissing me off. This flick is just going to turn into some kind of comedic parody. Will the real screenplay writers please stand up? OK, that's it, I'm writing one RIGHT NOW!