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January 1, 2006 - January 7, 2006 Archives

  • January 6, 2006
    John Travolta and Tim Allen are reportedly in talks to star in Wild Hogs, a new comedy written by Arrested Development scribe Brad Copeland. The script involves a group of middle-aged suburban men looking for adventure on motorcycle, only to run into a group of Hell's Angels, ki... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2006
    I assume as a result of my intense letter-writing campaign, the poster for the new Madea movie has been released. Still missing is the movie poster for Madea's rumored third feature, If Bea Arthur Were Black. Honestly, is this the best makeup we can do? Madea's Family Reunio... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2006
    The teaser trailer for Flight 93 has just been released, giving an early glimpse of the April release. The film, directed by Paul Greengrass, is a real-time account of the hi-jacked plane of 9/11, brought down by a group of courageous passengers. Some have questioned the ethics... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2006
    At the upcoming One Ring Celebration in Pasadena, New Line has announced they will be showing never-before-seen bloopers from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. This comes as a shock to many fans, who had assumed the Lord of the Rings universe actually existed. When asked for comme... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2006
    According to Batman On Film, Josh Lucas, star of such adventures as Stealth and Sweet Home Alabama, may be in the running for the roll of Harvey Dent (AKA Two-Face) in the next Batman film. He might be decent for the role, but I'd take this rumor with a grain of salt, as a local... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2006
    Recent pictures show that Kirsten Dunst's blonde locks have been dyed red, presumably in preparation for the new Spider-Man film. To further prepare for the film, Dunst has remained a talentless snaggletooth. Kirsten Dunst Hair-Color Comparison [People]... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2006
    In an attempt to fight the complete public disinterest in Woody Allen's Matchpoint, Dreamworks is hosting a series of related podcasts, a term Woody heard only moments before stuttering at the microphone. Some executives must have worried Allen's wordy, neurotic movie-making may... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2006
    The official site for Fearless, a new Jet Li movie, has posted the teaser trailer for the film. For those looking forward to seeing Jet Li swing a stick: he totally does--and how! We're talking swinging a stick sideways, over his head, back-and-forth, and even swinging a stick ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2006
    Man, they really need to up the budget for this movie. I think audiences might notice if the entire movie is filmed with a green background because the producers couldn't afford to film outside with real sky. NOTE: If you can't sense my sarcasm then you need to stab yourself ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2006
    Variety reports that a third Ocean's Eleven film is in the works, after the producer received a script by Brian Koppelman and David Levien for Ocean's Thirteen. Ocean's Twelve had all sorts of problems with it and - judging by these writers' previous work - Ocean's Thirteen proba... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2006
    The trailer for Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth has been released, and it's creepy as hell. The film is in Spanish and is described by the director as: the story of a young girl that travels with her mother and adoptive father to a rural area up North in Spain, 1944. After... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2006
    John Glover - the guy who plays Lex Luthor's father on Smallville - has apparently been cast to play the role of Skeletor in the upcoming big budget He-Man movie. As sweet as it is that they're making a He-Man movie, I'm not particularly excited about John Glover playing Skeletor... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2006
    The official Milla Jovovich site has a ton of new pictures from her upcoming Ultraviolet. I don't know what to make of them, but it's hard to go wrong when you've got Milla Jovovich dressed in a black wig and red leather wielding dual machine guns and kicking all sorts of ass. ... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2006
    Bloody Disgusting has scored a first look poster of Wes Craven's The Breed, which stars Michelle Rodriguez, Taryn Manning, Oliver Hudson, Hill Harper and Eric Lively. The story revolves around two brothers, one a highly athletic daredevil and the other a much more serious and s... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2006
    TV Guide has a great guest editorial by Joss Whedon on the future of television. It's not very serious and it isn't very informative, but damnit if it isn't funny. Many people have asked me, "Joss, what is the future of television? What will we watch? And how will we watch it? ... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2006
    Despite rumors to the contrary, it seems that neither Eric Bana nor Ang Lee are interested in making a sequel to Hulk. This is great news for everybody, since Hulk was a gigantic pile of cow feces that I'm sure both Bana and Lee wish everybody would just forget about. If they rea... / Continue →