December 15, 2005
Poseidon Trailer
I'm going to tell you right now why Poseidon is going to suck monkey balls and make zero money at the box office: because nobody cares about it and nobody wants to see it. I'm sure the idea of remaking The Poseidon Adventure with a big budget and lots of special effects sounded like a good idea in the exec meeting, but honestly nobody cares about these kinds of movies anymore. They already gave us an amusingly bad made-for-TV remake on NBC and unless this one is able to physically spit money at us as we watch I don't see it being much better. Ooh a big wave. Ooh, stuff falling over. Ooh, semi-famous people climbing around an upside down ship. Maybe Hollywood should just give up and let Charlie Kaufman write all of their scripts.
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Comments
1. Posted by pirhan on January 9, 2006 3:46 PM
My Lord. I happened to watch this inadvertently and was wondering why anyone would remake this. Then, about a week later, I read a review on how great this new movies CG effects were. Astounding CG effects my foot.. Jurassic Park was better then that. And it's old.
2. Posted by Monkey on January 9, 2006 4:43 PM
I remember watching Poseidon the first time, when it was called Titanic. And the time before that, when it was called Poseidon.