December 11, 2005 - December 17, 2005 Archives
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I'm going to tell you right now why Poseidon is going to suck monkey balls and make zero money at the box office: because nobody cares about it and nobody wants to see it. I'm sure the idea of remaking The Poseidon Adventure with a big budget and lots of special effects sounded... / Continue →
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I'm going to go ahead and admit I've never read the book so maybe I've got a skewed perspective, but the new trailer for The DaVinci Code looks absolutely boring. I understand that Ron Howard and Tom Hanks are involved so it'll be difficult for it to suck, but I have almost zer... / Continue →
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The new Lady in the Water poster has been released, and it looks absolutely splendid. Considering M. Night Shyamalan seems incapable of making a bad movie, it's a pretty safe bet to say I'm looking forward to this. I personally don't like to ruin movies for myself by reading all ... / Continue →
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Comics Continuum has gotten the first few pics of the upcoming "Blade" TV series. The series started shooting on November 14th in Vancouver and they have about one more week left of shooting there. The series will air in June on Spike TV, though it looks pretty lame without We... / Continue →
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For reasons I'll never understand, Comedy Central has renewed The Showbiz Show with David Spade. Maybe they forgot that being funny was a requirement for being a comedy show. Or maybe they just enjoy renewing pieces of shit. Either way, this is a terrible decision on Comedy Centr... / Continue →
