Charlize Theron is lame
During a taping of Ellen, Charlize Theron started talking about her boyfriend Stuart Townsend and began to jump on the couch in a Tom Cruise imitation. This could have been funny three months ago when it was relevant, but it's a bit late for any sort of couch jumping to topical. At least she's hot enough to melt my penis. That usually makes up for when women are idiots.
